45 office developer SMS

received 08-01-2021 02:05

U up?

received 08-01-2021 02:20

I need webpage designing skills. Bill not available. SO YOU are my guy for the job

received 08-01-2021 02:31

Want to win the internet. MAKE IT GREAT AGAIN

received 08-01-2021 02:58

Can you do a website? Can't pay yet. But when I'm BACK. WATCH OUT. BIG BUCKS. Make me a Twitter WEBSITE!

received 08-01-2021 03:20

A sequel like, 'AMERICA: BE BEST'

received 08-01-2021 03:24

WIFE's idea...whatshername...

received 08-01-2021 04:04

Text me, plz

received 08-01-2021 04:08

HEY!!!

received 08-01-2021 05:11

YOU THERE BEN????????

received 08-01-2021 05:13

????????

sent 08-01-2021 09:24

Sorry, just got your message. Just to remind you again, my office is only open between 9am and 5pm. Normal business hours. Thanks

sent 08-01-2021 09:25

My name is Stewart btw

sent 08-01-2021 09:26

You needed some help with your online promotion?

sent 08-01-2021 09:29

Do you have a domain in mind?

received 08-01-2021 14:31

Took your time, Sleepy Stew. Domain I want is AMERICA

received 08-01-2021 14:36

Don't care for other shitholes

sent 08-01-2021 14:42

lol, right

received 08-01-2021 14:43

It's not MAKE WORLD GREAT. No point in that?

sent 08-01-2021 14:46

I mean a domain name, like a website address

received 08-01-2021 14:47

Don't care. Get something sciency. LIKE BILL GATES. Need more nerd fanboys. Dummies I had before didn't work out. Not too smart. poor IQ

sent 08-01-2021 14:50

Not sure, it should reflect your overall message

received 08-01-2021 14:51

We've done lots of GREAT things. Don't WANT PEOPLE to forget my LEGACY. Fight isn't over. BUT fight like lawyers, not army. BONE SPURS

received 08-01-2021 14:59

Is office.com available? Wanna look busy. SUPER BUSY. Sounds like a GREAT TV show

sent 08-01-2021 15:01

That domain is owned by Microsoft

received 08-01-2021 15:02

DUCK

received 08-01-2021 15:25

Come up with something. SMART. Makes you THINK. Need it with those WWWs. Looks more professional. invoice me whatever, DON'T LET ME DOWN

sent 08-01-2021 15:31

no problem

received 08-01-2021 15:35

Hit me up when you have it, talk later. Use ANYTHING. BE SMART, USE DOT COM! BOOM!

sent 12-01-2021 09:47

Hi, I got you a domain. 45office.com. Is that ok?

received 12-01-2021 14:12

Perfect! NRA will love that. Are they sponsors?

sent 12-01-2021 14:18

No. 45 is because you're the 45th president

received 12-01-2021 14:21

I see. That's a LUCKY NUMBER. The BEST NUMBER

sent 12-01-2021 14:32

Have you thought about your website content?

received 12-01-2021 14:41

Hate to say, the wife needs to BE ON there A LOT. Still OWE HER for that FAKE stormy B.S. I have some pics of us together, MARRIED and stuff....🤮

received 12-01-2021 15:02

...I'll have my reader send you ALL THE BEST WORDS.

sent 19-01-2021 11:01

Hey, I have an update. Just to let you know I have your website available to preview. I just need some photos

received 19-01-2021 15:02

Check your Emails, I already sent them over

sent 19-01-2021 15:07

Sorry, but I don't seem to have them?

received 19-01-2021 15:09

PSYCHE! FAKE MEDIA

sent 19-01-2021 15:12

ha, good one

received 19-01-2021 15:13

LOL

received 19-01-2021 15:14

I'll have my paper azi send over some hotSHOTS.

sent 20-01-2021 11:21

Hey, did you receive my email about your photos? Which ones would you like me to use?

received 20-01-2021 15:26

Make sure you use ALL pics. They're the BEST ONES. Me kissing baby, BIG crowd of people....

received 20-01-2021 15:40

....all staring at me. looking SUPER BUSY and SERIOUS. Action shot! Hanging out of Air Force ONe... LIKE A BOSS

received 20-01-2021 16:02

....emotional Me in the rain, SAD for patriots of course...Make the homepage THE BEST. Want people to SEE ALL THE PICS. GREATNESS TAKES TIME! MONTAGE!

sent 20-01-2021 16:12

Even the one with you writing memoirs?

received 20-01-2021 16:18

Naa. FOUND some boring old BOOK in the WH library. Decided to RE-WRITE SOME HISTORY. Put that on the Contact page

received 20-01-2021 16:29

Used my fav COLORING IN PEN, they can't erase it. I was bored. Thought it could make a GOOD ACTION SHOT

sent 20-01-2021 16:32

Is that the picture with the horse jockeys on?

received 20-01-2021 16:33

THat's SPACE FORCE, dummy! Put on about page. No budget for uniforms. Spent on last big mac order

received 20-01-2021 16:40

RED ones are EASY TARGETS. Make GREAT human shields. And do WHATEVER YOU TELL THEM TO. So Dumb

sent 20-01-2021 16:45

Thanks, will let you know when I have it ready

received 20-01-2021 17:02

You'll do a GREAT JOB Johnny. I know I've hired the BEST MAN FOR THE JOB! SO PROUD!

sent 20-01-2021 17:03

Thanks. It's Stewart.

sent 24-03-2021 11:01

Hey, not heard back from you. Site is live

sent 29-03-2021 11:03

Just to let you know I sent invoice last Thurs, let me know if received

received 29-03-2021 11:04

Thanks. Looking forward to that twitter remake 😁

received 01-04-2021 16:01

JFaFFl

sent 01-04-2021 16:24

Sorry I don't understand, did you get my invoice?

sent 08-04-2021 11:24

Hey, I don't seem to have received payment yet. I can't get through when I try to call?

received 09-04-2021 03:04

DerFazzl

sent 09-04-2021 09:12

Please can you call me

P.S: This is a fun parody. You know it's not real. lighten up, it's just the internet folks.